Notes from Up North: Oh oh, Donald

GOP’ers in the hunt

In the image above we see the cast of characters that may chase the 2024 GOP nomination for el presidente de los estados unitos. One of those candidates may have to appear via video link during debates from a federally managed facility wearing a bright orange jumpsuit.

This is due, in fact, to the circumstances surrounding the illegal possession of, and obstruction of efforts to re-patriate official government records. The subsequent issue of an indictment was therefore necessary.

Good luck to the twice impeached former president, he’s going to need all he can get.